All White Everythang

Why is white a shining beacon for all things dirty and stain inducing? I don't know if you find this but, when I am wearing white, every object and meal seems to go out of its way to leave a mark on my pristine, CLEAN outfit. When I wear the colour, I seem to lose the ability to control my limbs. Even having a meal becomes some elaborate task of, napkins tucked into tops and bottoms, by the end I look like an Egyptian mummy. Maybe its because I seem to go out my way to not get dirty, that I get dirty, if that even makes sense? Its sort of like when you paint your nails, and surprise surprise, you need a drink and before you know it they are scuffed. Maybe I should stick to practical white, you know, PVC, a wipe down version. White seems to bring out the primary school kid in me. I think my mum probably had the right idea of never dressing me in white when I was younger. She always says she could tell what I had had for lunch by the state of my uniform, this doesn't seem to be a stage only related to my youth when I wear white. So, what about you guys, or am I the only 25 yr old child that cannot seem to keep my dinner off my white outfit? 

Hollie x

NB: These pictures were taken before I ate :p 

Skirt- H&M

Jumper- H&M

Boots- Primark

Bag- Topshop

Sunglasses- Prada